Poor Dan

[Rondy]

Mike and John were talking about their co-worker, Dan.

Mike: "What happened to Dan today? He didn’t show up to work this morning."

John: "Oh, Dan’s in the hospital getting treatment for a few broken bones."

Mike: "What happened? I saw him dancing with a woman at the bar last night."

John: "Yeah, unfortunately so did his wife."

[JimF]

Who do you think changes the water?