Dress Shop

[Rondy]

"You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, your honour," replied the suspect.

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in four times!"

"Yes, your honour," sighed the suspect. "But the first three times they either didn't fit my wife or she didn't like the colour."