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Rondy | 13:37 Sun 17th Apr 2022 | Jokes
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Boris Johnson, , Nicola Sturgeon and Mark Drakeford. They're asking for a £10 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection".

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

"Most people are giving about a gallon."
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