New Car
A chap buys a new Mercedes he turns on the radio and nothing happens so he goes back to the showroom and shouts
"When i pay £50.000 for a car i expect the radio to work"
The salesman explains that the radio is voice activated and will play whatever he asks for
Driving away he says country and western and straight away Willy Nelson comes on the radio,
Rock and roll he says and straight away Elvis starts singing
Just then two teenagers racing cut him up and nearly force him off the road
"useless stupid ***" he says
The radio comes on "There now follows a party broadcast by the labour party"