Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

[emmie]

you are all heart....

[Hopkirk]

I'm keeping an eye out for 1ozzie.

[Chipchopper]

Nobody wanted my organs, but I did manage to sell a drum set and two guitars

[1ozzy]

That's offal

[emmie]

i kidney you not these jokes are truly bad...

[1ozzy]

Takes a lot of balls though

[Hopkirk]

I've got to hand it to you 1ozzy, you didn't moan about me misspelling your name. Sorry.

[emmie]

liver and let liver is my motto.

[1ozzy]

I would have the gall to release a lot of bile over something so trivial

[emmie]

it cuts me to the bone....

[1ozzy]

It's just a tendoncy

[DTCwordfan]

Grammar, Hoppy, you always put a colon after the term 'organ donor:'

[Canary42]

I can't stomach these sort of jokes

[1ozzy]

If you undergo a partial colectomy do you then have a semicolon?

[emmie]

i will vent my spleen on these puns....

[1ozzy]

Aorta have known that!

[emmie]

i nose that too,

[Chipchopper]

I have a donor kebab up for grabs

[Patsy33]

A lot of backbone..