Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

For his 80th birthday, the old boy's mates clubbed together to get him a prostitute.
She asked them "does he want sex or super sex?"
The old boy pipes up "I'll have soup please"

[mallyh]

are you taking the pea and ham

[emmie]

was he called alfie bert

[DTCwordfan]

the pen-is mightier than the soup

[Hopkirk]

He likes it hot and spicy.

[emmie]

was he suffering from penile dementia.

[Patsy33]

Batchelors do have a certain taste you know..

[Chipchopper]

Was it consumm-ated soup