Johnny's Dog

[Rondy]

Two young lads fighting in the school yard and the teacher stopped them saying, "Right Johnny, What are you fighting about?" Johnny said "Please miss, he shoved a cracker up my dog's ***."
"Johnny." the teacher said, "You don't say things like that, you mean his rectum."
"Wrecked him" Johnny said, "He nigh on bloody killed him."

[Peter Pedant]

that is.... disgusting

[piggynose]

thats a **** joke.
thought id save the moderator from doing it.