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Five Pounds.................
Once upon a time there were two deaf mutes standing on a street corner talking to each other with sign language.
Mute1 “What would you like to do?"
Mute 2 "I don't know what about you?"
Mute1 “Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to the woods and have some fun."
Mute 2 "Good idea."
So they get his car, pick up some girls, drive to the woods and are having a ball when mute 2 in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder.
Mute 1 What?"
Mute 2 “Have you got any protection?"
Mute 1 "No. Haven't you?"
Mute2 “No. We had better go to a chemist and get some."
They proceed to drive to a chemist and mute 2 gets out and goes inside. In two minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window.
Mute 1 “What?"
Mute 2 “I've got a problem."
Mute 1 “What?"
Mute 2 “I can't make the pharmacist understand what I want."
Mute 1 “I know What to do."
Mute 2 "What?"
Mute 2 "Go back inside. Put five pounds on the counter, and then put your d!ck on the counter. He'll know what you want."
Mute 2 "Good idea."
The man goes back into the chemists and two minutes later he's back at the car window.
Mute 1 "Well?"
Mute 2 "It didn't work."
Mute 1 “what do you mean?"
Mute 2 "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put five pounds on the counter. Then I put my d!ck on the counter."
"He put his on the counter and it was bigger than mine" "Then he laughed at me and took my five pounds."
Mute1 “What would you like to do?"
Mute 2 "I don't know what about you?"
Mute1 “Let's get my car, find some girls, drive to the woods and have some fun."
Mute 2 "Good idea."
So they get his car, pick up some girls, drive to the woods and are having a ball when mute 2 in the back seat taps the guy in the front seat on the shoulder.
Mute 1 What?"
Mute 2 “Have you got any protection?"
Mute 1 "No. Haven't you?"
Mute2 “No. We had better go to a chemist and get some."
They proceed to drive to a chemist and mute 2 gets out and goes inside. In two minutes he is back outside and taps on the car window.
Mute 1 “What?"
Mute 2 “I've got a problem."
Mute 1 “What?"
Mute 2 “I can't make the pharmacist understand what I want."
Mute 1 “I know What to do."
Mute 2 "What?"
Mute 2 "Go back inside. Put five pounds on the counter, and then put your d!ck on the counter. He'll know what you want."
Mute 2 "Good idea."
The man goes back into the chemists and two minutes later he's back at the car window.
Mute 1 "Well?"
Mute 2 "It didn't work."
Mute 1 “what do you mean?"
Mute 2 "I did what you told me to do. I went inside. I put five pounds on the counter. Then I put my d!ck on the counter."
"He put his on the counter and it was bigger than mine" "Then he laughed at me and took my five pounds."
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