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Pygmys
An Englishman (other nationalities are available) walking through the bush in Africa came across a clearing and saw a huge dead elephant, weighing probably 30 tonnes, with a 2 foot pygmy next to it.
He asked the pygmy, "Who killed the elephant?"
The Pygmy said "I did."
The Englishman said, "You're only two feet tall and it must be at least 30 tonnes. I don't believe you killed it "
The pygmy replied, "I killed it"
He said, "How did you kill it?
The pygmy said, "I killed it with my club"
"Your club!" said the Englishman. "You must have a big club?"
The pygmy said, "There's 10,000 of us"
He asked the pygmy, "Who killed the elephant?"
The Pygmy said "I did."
The Englishman said, "You're only two feet tall and it must be at least 30 tonnes. I don't believe you killed it "
The pygmy replied, "I killed it"
He said, "How did you kill it?
The pygmy said, "I killed it with my club"
"Your club!" said the Englishman. "You must have a big club?"
The pygmy said, "There's 10,000 of us"
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