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Ask Mum And Dad
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mum I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and ***".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and *** is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mum and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mum with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and ***.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centrefold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a ***?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and ***".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and *** is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mum and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mum with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and ***.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centrefold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a ***?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
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