Signs

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Signs that don't mean what they say:



In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notice.

In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

At a Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.

A Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Coolers and Heaters: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

In a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.