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Indian Chief
There was this Indian chief who was straining to blow a fart but it wouldn't come out.
So he sent his little messenger boy to the doctor and he says, ''Big chief, no fart.''
The doctor gives him a can of beans and tells him to come back tommorrow to tell him what happened.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, ''Big chief, no fart.''
The doctor gives him 2 cans of beans this time.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, ''Big chief, no fart.'' The doctor gives him 5 cans of beans.
The messenger boy comes back the next day and says, ''Big chief, no fart.''
The doctor gives him 100 cans of beans and says, ''If this doesn't work then nothing will.''
The messenger boy comes back the next day and looks at the doctor.
The doctor anxiously asked, ''Well, did it work?''
The messenger boy says, ''Big fart, now no chief!"
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