Boys Night Out...............
Two fellas were having a night out and decided to finish the session with a visit to the local brothel. The first one goes in and after a short period of time, comes out with a big smile on his face. His mate asks how it went. "Fantastic, first she got it standing then slipped pineapple rings over it, put squirty cream on and finished with a cherry on top. The best is still to come. She ate the cherry, licked the cream and then ate the pineapple rings one by one." "Wow, that sounds great. I'm going in for that." and off he goes. Some time after he comes out and his mate asks how it was. He said, "It was just like he said. She got it standing, put pineapple rings over it, put squirty cream on and topped it with a cherry." His mate is getting excited and says, "Tell me more." He said, "It looked so good I ate it myself."