Two women on their way home from a night out stop in a graveyard for a wee. One wipes her bottom with her knickers but the other uses a discarded wreath. Their two husbands were in the pub the next day. One Says.." Id better watch my wife she came home with no knickers on " The other man says.. " That's F ck all mine had a card wedged up her ar$e saying .. We'll never forget you from all the boys at the fire station.....