Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I took a test last week to see if I could become an insect inspector.

I think I will get the job, as I boxed all the right ticks.

[murraymints]

hmmmm

[1ozzy]

That's the ants pants!
Make sure you're the bees knees, otherwise you might get the flick

[Hopkirk]

What's the weather like there Oz? Swarm here.

[mallyh]

this joke just bugged me x

[Chipchopper]

I started out as an antomologist

[Patsy33]

Creep!..

[nescio]

to be pedantic, ticks are arachnids, not insects...

[Hopkirk]

I'm so sorry.
Perhaps Ed could remove this thread.

[Arksided]

nescio, I think ed might know, what anthropology is but it's a joke, let it go :-)

[Ken4155]

Actually a 'tick' is followed by a 'tock'. And, while ticks are easy enough to catch, tocks are very illusive:-)

[Arksided]

shhh watch it Ken :-)