Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I was at sea the other day and a load of meat floated past.

It was a bit choppy.

[murraymints]

hmmm...coat !

[1ozzy]

A rare occurrence.
Don't stew on it.
Steak a claim.

[Chipchopper]

What's for desert ?
You can't have your kayak and eat it

[mallyh]

was it in the wake of the gravy boat x

[Patsy33]

Can you be more Pacific?...