Joke

[jaffa19471]

I broke wind standing in an elevator. It was wrong on so many levels.

[jaffa19471]

A baker was electrocuted. He trod on a bun and a currant ran up his leg.

[Ken4155]

I'm rolling on the floor laughing at the first joke but was shocked by the second one.

[jaffa19471]

Quasimodo goes into a tailors shop and says,"do you have a suit to fit me ?"
The manager says," if we do somebody's going to get sacked."

[jaffa19471]

A guy was sitting at the bar on the TITANIC, then he says,"I know I asked for ice in my drink, but this is ridiculous."

[jaffa19471]

A guy runs into a butchers shop and says,"bet you £50 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf".
The butcher declined the bet,saying the steaks were too high.

[jaffa19471]

Went to start my new job today at origami factory. Sadly when I arrived it had folded !!