Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I once worked for a lift company.
The job had its ups and downs.

[1ozzy]

But no pay rise?

[DTCwordfan]

Any free lingerie on the 3rd Floor?

[1ozzy]

I'd expect that reply from Sqad!!

[DTCwordfan]

My brother prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the lift.
I guess we are raised differently.

[1ozzy]

This could escalate

[DTCwordfan]

I'll keep it going up then....

I rode the elevator to the tenth floor, and as I got out, Hoppy, the operator, said "Have a good day, son"
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."

He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"

[1ozzy]

And one day he'll let you down.

[Zacs-Master]

This joke is like a broken lift. Wrong on so many levels.

[Chipchopper]

This set the alarm bells ringing-going down

[Patsy33]

How moving...

[Ken4155]

Absolutely floored me.

[mallyh]

a very elevating joke x