Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My mate said to me "Can you tell me what you call someone from Corsica?"

I said "Cors-i-can!".

[murraymints]

hmmm

[1ozzy]

Don't ever Finnish,,

[Hopkirk]

There's an airline that originally started up in Corsica - called Corse Air.

There also used to be a French domestic airline called Air Inter.

Occasionally their aircraft would be parked side by side.

[mallyh]

O man kenya keep telling these jokes they make me smile x

[emmie]

i used to like the airline, TAP, take another plane....

[DTCwordfan]

BA this one - it used to mean bloody awful.

[Hopkirk]

BOAC - better on a camel
TWA - try walking across
Sabina - same awful bloody experience never again

[Hopkirk]

BEA - back every afternoon

[Chipchopper]

Don't be Sicily

[emmie]

i have a Bonaparte to pick with you, do you have a Napoleon complex or are you just a little Sicily....

[DTCwordfan]

B-Cal, Bloody Callous
CPA (Cathay - Cheap Prozzies Available
SAS - Sex & Service
SIA - Sex in the Air
Alitalia - Always Late in Take-off and Arrival
Aeroflot - Aeroflop
CAAC - Crash all around China or Cancel at all Costs
Quantas - Quaint Ass or Queers & Nancies Transvestite Airline service
LIAT - Luggage in Another Terminal
Aer Lingus - can't be repeated on this, a family viewing channel[i
Lufthansa - [i] can't be repeated on this, a family viewing channel] but along the lines of Let's ---- the Hostesses, Are no stewards available.

[mallyh]

well me old china i enjoyed reading all the replies but i have togo now x

[Hopkirk]

I wonder if Air Sardinia packs them in like Sardines.

[emmie]

must make for a fun flight if they do, i remember playing that as a kid, lol

[Patsy33]

I've just had a holiday on an island N.W of Africa. It wasn't my cheapest holiday, it was
Madeira one...

[Hopkirk]

"My wife's just been to the Caribbean."

"Jamaica?"

[zebo]

DELTA Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive.