The Press

[Rondy]

"The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country. The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
The Independent is read by people who aren't sure who runs the country, but are sure they are doing it wrong.
The Times is read by the people who run the country. The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country. The Daily Telegraph is read by people who still think it's their country.
And The Sun's readers don't care who runs the country, providing she has big tits."