Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I just lost my job as a landscape gardener.
They said I was a little rough around the hedges.

[emmie]

you need pruning...

[mallyh]

shame you didn't have the caperbility to do it x

[mallyh]

oops capability^^^^^

[DTCwordfan]

Mallyh, now that will brown Hoppy off - though, with gags like this one, he does need to bury himself in the compost pile at the bottom of the garden

[aelmpvw]

they're probably weeding out the inferior staff

[mallyh]

i'm quite a mazed where he digs these jokes up from x

[DTCwordfan]

God needed schytt for his garden and given it was so 'orrible, he realised he needed some jokes about it. He created Hoppy....

[mallyh]

they make me go hoe hoe hoe though x

[Patsy33]

You just can't sit back and rest on your Laurels..

[Chipchopper]

Don't hedge your bets

[Spicerack]

Yew lose more jobs than Frank Spencer.
How many's that now? (or is it privet)

[murraymints]

hmmmm