Flight To Manchester

[Rondy]

On a flight to Alicante to Manchester the captain accidentally leaves the passenger intercom on and says to his co-pilot "When we land I am going to have a couple of beers and then I am going to screw to that big blonde stewardess".
On hearing this she races up the plane towards the cockpit and an old lady says "There's no need to rush dear, he's having a few beers first."

[Ken4155]

:-))

[Canary42]

She was afraid he'd get brewer's droop.