Thats It, I'm Done

[Chipchopper]

I had to quit my job on the market stool, selling fruit and veg, when the boss decided it was okay to pay me in left over vegetables.

I just couldn't afford to live off that celery

[emmie]

lettuce know how you get on.

[Sipowicz]

That's shallot!

[emmie]

im green with endive.

[piggynose]

market stool? sounds horrid!!

[Ken4155]

Piggy, if there are people willing to buy, don't poo poo it.

[mallyh]

that just stinks x

[emmie]

that went right by me, lol

[Bazile]

Calm down , go and sit down on a stool and consider your options

[Bazile]

Are you that copper , from Allo Allo ?

[Hopkirk]

I'm not surprised you have done a runner.

[emmie]

bean there and done that...

[Hopkirk]

I had a job like that. It paid peanuts.

[Spicerack]

I heard you got the rocket.....again.

[TheWinner]

yeah, so Beet it.

[Spicerack]

high five

[Hazlinny]

I was feeling really squashed!

[TheWinner]

that's a bit Corn-y.

[Hopkirk]

I told you not to work for a Scandinavian. These Swedes are all the same.

[Spicerack]

True story. Chip-Chopper is so handsome and witty,as you know, I decided to do away with him. Cos I'm yellow and mean I gave the contract to this bloke, Arti, down the Rose & Crown. Reckoned he'd strangle anyone for a quid.
To cut a long story short, twice he went down to the market, twice he killed the wrong bloke. Last time I gave him the pound up front and implored him not to get caught.
Imagine how worried I was when I read in the evening paper; Artichokes 3 For A Pound At Chipchopper's Market Stool.

[Patsy33]

I bet he didn't like it when you needed a leek..