A Few One-Liners

[Ken4155]

I asked my North Korean friend how life was over there. He said he couldn't complain.

Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.

Kleptomaniacs take things literally.

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from zoos.

The first time i bought a universal remote control, i thought, "This changes everything."

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.