Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Some people say filling animals with helium is wrong.
I say whatever floats your goat.

[1ozzy]

You silly Billy, milk it for what it's worth.

[emmie]

don't kid yourself this is funny, get's my goat....

[murraymints]

hmmmmm

[mallyh]

ewe must be kidding x

[emmie]

climb every mountain and there will be a goat that got there first.

[1ozzy]

That would be a first Mally.
A sheep giving birth to a goat?

[Hopkirk]

[emmie]

i like goats, curried....

[mallyh]

a bit of poetic licence lol x :-)

[mallyh]

what do you call a goat on a mountain ......a hillybilly

[mallyh]

ozzy are you trying to say i'm a silly billy x

[1ozzy]

Not at all dear girl.

Would a goat at a party playing a trumpet be a Hootenanny?

Asking for a friend

[Chipchopper]

Yeah, pigs might fly!

[Patsy33]

I'm all for a Skylark!..

[Hopkirk]

A baboon balloon.

[Canary42]

That's a very amusing little video, thanks for posting it.

[zebo]

//Yeah, pigs might fly!//

and the price of bacon will soar.