Pick Up Line

[Chipchopper]

I stopped by the beach café for a cool refreshing drink, and it wasn't long before a young lady wearing a bikini came and sat opposite me and began reading a book.
At an attempt to impress her with my literally knowledge, I "said have you read Marx"
She replied, "yes, it's these wicker chairs that do it"

[murraymints]

Hmmmmm

[bookbinder]

Hmm. So, that didn't get you anywhere, did it? Time for a new approach.

[Spicerack]

I like it.
Lucky she didn't say 'yes'.

[Spicerack]

Last book Chipper read was a Joke Book, a long, long time ago.

[Patsy33]

Lol!..