Car Mechanic

[Rondy]

I had to call a mechanic out to look at my car this morning, "What's the damage, pal?" I asked.
"It reminds me a lot of Oscar Pistorius," he said as he rubbed his hand over the bonnet.
"Why is that?" I laughed, "because it's a fast runner?"
"No," He replied, "because I doubt the damn thing will ever run again."