Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I just met a girl who runs a battery kiosk in our local park.

She sells C cells by the seesaw.

[mallyh]

are we ever ready for these jokes x:-)

[murraymints]

snigger

[DTCwordfan]

she probably does a line in vibrators too.

[mallyh]

do you want some dead batteries they are free of charge x

[DTCwordfan]

And what did one C battery say to the other?

stop being so negative and be postive about life for once.

[Chipchopper]

She'll be spending some time in a cell, if the cops come along.

[Arksided]

Sod the lithium, I’m joining the Alky-line.

[Hopkirk]

Chipchopper, do you think the cops would charge her?

[Blubster]

Good one Hopkirk - every ready with the jokes.

[Chipchopper]

No charge

[1ozzy]

This is so yesterday;-/