Mandela

[Rondy]

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You
sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is
standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to
yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look, you've
obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts
his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Mr
Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man. I
don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again. >>> > >>On opening the door, there is
the same little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose,
shouting, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks
full of car parts. This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he
picks up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I
don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who
do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
says:

"What...you not Nissan Main Deala?"

[ToraToraTora]

groan!

[mallyh]

oh dear that's 5 mins of my life i won't get back x

[Calibax]

Was it raining Datsun cogs?

[Canary42]

Thanks caliban for putting a little humour into this thread . LOL

[Patsy33]

Lol!..

[Sqad]

Fabulous Rondy...LOL

[aelmpvw]

true story . . . many years ago i worked for a firm whose owner's surname was Healey. A new van driver was asked to pick something up from a firm called Heliome and he turned up at the bosses home . . .

[Peter Pedant]

Yeah foo
and the next day - it is a lorry full of used tyres
and the CHina man pours petrol over them and sets them alight

you WInnie Mandela?

[Spicerack]

I liked it.