Had rather a lot to drink last night so when I got to the foot of the stairs I carefully took off my clothes and shoes before I crept up them so that I wouldn’t wake up my husband. I’d forgotten I was on the bus……….. ; )
Stagger up the stairs, singing loudly, drop me pants, smack 'er indoors on the bum.
Then say in a loud voice
" 'Ello love"
Snoring is all I hear in return.