Council Engineers

[Rondy]

Council engineers Luke and John were
standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said
Luke,
"But we don't have a ladder."

The woman went to her car and took out a spanner, loosened a few
bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her bag, took
a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked
away. John shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a
blonde! We ask for the height and she gives us the damn length!"