Asda Shop

[Rondy]

I was in Asda yesterday, this thick *** was on the check-out, face like a slapped bottom and all the charisma of a half eaten sausage.
I came to pay, I had only bought milk and bread but had no change.
"£1.03 please"
"Sorry this is all I've got," as I handed her a £20 note.
"Haven't you got anything smaller, 'cos it will take all my change, and I don't wanna count out £18.97?" she replied and pulled a stroppy face.
"I've got nothing, if that helps," I replied...
she didn't get it so I thought *** it, I'll pay by card.
"Shall I pay by card?" I asked.
"Don't do me no favours," she snapped.
I kept my cool and just put my PIN in.
"Cash back?" she asked sarcastically.
I couldn't resist it... "Oh yes, £18.97 please."

[DTCwordfan]

lol.....might remember that one!

[Tuvok]

No need for bad language.

[William51]

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