Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I set my son the task of learning the alphabet in Morse code.

He came to me after a few hours and said "did it Da Da"

[1ozzy]

I'd make a dash, if I were you

[DTCwordfan]

SOS - Can I get off this ship pronto?

[mallyh]

i find this joke a bit of an enigma x

[Chipchopper]

Ah... Reminds me of a police record

[Patsy33]

Clever boy. He soon connected the dots..

[William51]

Did he say it on the hour, on the dot?.