Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I need a change of career, and can't decide whether to be a hairdresser or a short story writer.

I'll toss a coin. Heads or tales.

[Chipchopper]

If all else fails, you could try flipping burgers

[Spicerack]

^ If you've got a degree.

[Spicerack]

Why not combine them.
I could see you as a regular Carson McCurlers.

[mallyh]

or you could just write hair raising stories x

[Patsy33]

When done, share the highlights with us..

[jno]

mull it over