Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

What did the man with dyslexia order at his local Italian restaurant?

Tapas.

[murraymints]

hmmmmm

[mallyh]

was he sitting next to the dyslexic pirate with a carrot on his shoulder x

[Chipchopper]

What a great way tapas the time

[10ClarionSt]

Or the dyslexic who choked on his own Vimto.

[mallyh]

the penne has just dropped x

[10ClarionSt]

Or, the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac who used to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog.

[Patsy33]

Sounds like a rebel without a cause...

[Ken4155]

He was actually sat next to a dyslexic satanist who worshipped the drivel.