Cemetery

[Rondy]

Two little boys stole a load of apples from a neighbours apple tree.
They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally.
One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.
As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, they dropped two apples, but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough.
A few minutes later, a drunk, on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you."
He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest.
"Father, please come with me. Come & witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you."
Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What about the two at the gate?"
You've never seen 2 people running so fast!

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[brian j john]

I walked through a cemetery one night and heard a tapping noise and saw a man with a hammer and chisel tapping away on the headstone, I said what the hell are you doing and he said " they've spelled my name wrong "

[Patsy33]

^^^^
:-)))

[novalis]

When Beethoven's coffin was opened he was discovered crossing out notes on a manuscript. He was decomposing.

[Patsy33]

^^^^
Groan... :-)