Brothel

[Rondy]

Two old farm hands meet up in the village pub.....

'Hello George - not seen you in here for a while'

'No I been stuck up on the farm helping with all the lambing, anything exciting happening round here?'

'Welllll........they've opened one of them there brothels in the village now'

'Gerraway! what's that all about then'

'Wellllll..... apparently when you go you can have as much as you like to drink, as much sex as you want and when you leave they give you £200!!'

'Blimey That sounds like a good night out, have you been yet?'

'No but the wife has!'