Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

What's the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chick peas?

Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song, but chick peas can only humus one

[Chipchopper]

Give peas a chance

[mallyh]

are they on ipod x

[Ken4155]

Fergieods sake, this gag hardly raised my pulse.

[Chipchopper]

Shucks! Black Eyed Peas are actually beans

[Khandro]

What about cheesy-peas?

[Ellipsis]

That's awful. Peas off ...

[Patsy33]

Mushy lot. They can all go and whistle..

[Chipchopper]

Not much legume under the table

[Tubbycoates]

Since your jokes are not funny, and you were so offensive yesterday, why don't you stop posting?
Your jokes are boring, whereas chess isn't.
***.

[Ellipsis]

Some people just can't take a joke ...