Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I dreamt last night that I was swimming in an ocean of fizzy orange.

It took me a while to realise it was a Fanta sea.

[Ken4155]

Someone must have wished you 'Sweet Dreams' before you went to bed.

[Chipchopper]

Was you stone-cold soda?

[mallyh]

caught in a landslide
no escape from reality x