I Had A Knock On The Door Yesterday,,,

[Chipchopper]

and this guy asked me if he could come in and talk about vacuuming my carpets.
I quickly made my excuses and closed the door.
I think he was a jehoovers witness

[davebro]

meh

[davebro]

probably trying to make a sucker of you

[DTCwordfan]

All I can say to that one is, 'Oh Christ.'

[mallyh]

sounds like a shark x

[1ozzy]

I had a tap on the door.
Our local plumber needs sorting out!!

[zebo]

I called to my son, Dy son, it's for you or Henry.