Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My girlfriend's dog died so to cheer her up I went out and bought her an identical one.

She was livid.

"What am I going to do with two dead dogs?" she said.

[1ozzy]

Bet it didn't cost much

[Hopkirk]

A pound dog

[DTCwordfan]

Now this one had me laughing....you must be barking....

[emmie]

a smutt y joke,

[murraymints]

coat !

[1ozzy]

A quid too much spent?

[Chipchopper]

Paw thing

[emmie]

have them stuffed and use them as book ends..

[1ozzy]

Em!
Behave!!

[DTCwordfan]

Two bog brushes, one for each loo.....?

[Patsy33]

What a doggone shame..

[Ken4155]

Pants!