Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.

If anything, he's more sluggish.

[Chipchopper]

Wow, just look at that es car go

[mallyh]

so would you be if you were homeless x

[Spicerack]

Lol, that's very good.

[brian j john]

I carried my wife on my back to a fancy dress party , I said I came as a snail and this is Michelle

[ZebuSanctuary]

I bet you had to shell out a lot of money for that one. It was shellarious!

[emmie]

did you get him a shell suit to hide his blushes.

[1ozzy]

https://ibb.co/ThvzG93

[DTCwordfan]

don't take him to France, Hoppy, they eat them there as they don't like fast food.

[Patsy33]

Perhaps he'd be better off drag racing..

[Arksided]

You might have a chance to catch up with him now then.

[zebo]

//Wow, just look at that es car go//

Trading Places, one of my all time favourite films!