A Dundee Man...

[Chipchopper]

was refused service and asked to leave the premises of a café, after it was alleged that he was getting over familiar with staff.
He later told police, that all he said was: "give me a Quiché Lorraine."

[Canary42]

Did the way he said it sound like Kiss or Quickie ?

[bhg481]

That, reputedly, was a George Bush-ism back in the day; since then I've always called them quickies.