Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I recently took my naval exams.

I got 7 C's

[DTCwordfan]

now that is a sinking feeling.....

[1ozzy]

I fluffed my naval exams

[emmie]

were you naval gazing.

[Chipchopper]

let's hope you don't drift away

[DTCwordfan]

7Cs and not 7As - I would have had you keel-hauled.

[davebro]

you can wave goodbye to promotion

[mallyh]

does that make you a sub mariner x

[Ken4155]

Tar for the news.

[10ClarionSt]

Not plain sailing then?

[bobbinwales]

Slight tangent but it remind's me of the posh gardener and farmer who said they got Hoe levels and Hay Levels

[Hopkirk]

Yes Bob, but the gardener cheated and I grassed him up.

[Patsy33]

Well done! You must be buoyant..