Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Yes, we are back in business


I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling.

[emmie]

stop telling porkies

[murraymints]

snigger

[1ozzy]

I'd like to congratulate West Ham United.
Two things ISIS despises.

[Chipchopper]

Fry another station

[Patsy33]

Was it ever cured?..

[1ozzy]

Boar me again;-)

[Hopkirk]

I had to give it the chop

[Spicerack]

Too near the knuckle for you?

[Bazile]

That explains you not feeling very well .

You had an episode of swine fever

[mallyh]

you will have to beef up your receiver x

[Ken4155]

Probably that 'store-bought' woman, Rosie, trying to get in touch.

[Ellipsis]

Hock the radio and watch Gammon of Thrones instead ...

[Ken4155]

Perhaps your radio was acting up?