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Hopkirk | 05:43 Sun 16th Oct 2022 | Jokes
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I, for one, like Roman numerals.
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this joke just clix with me x
11:38 Sun 16th Oct 2022
I'v xld cm L8tr
V good.
This won't get many answers.
Groan... Just for once, can you put a LID on it?
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I'll C
I, 1V 1 do 11, Hoppy. Thanks X
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Thanks Patsy, but if anyone else complains about my dad jokes I'll be LIVID.
If they do, then they're just a DIV
// they're just a DIV //

Are you saying I'M DIM?
Let's keep it C1V1L..
this joke just clix with me x
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Anyone got any more to throw in the MIX?
In the creating of this thread, at least you haven't had any trees pulled down to make paper, the DIVIDIVI tree for example.


My friends, LIV, DI & VI, like this joke, II
// Let's keep it C1V1L //

Of course. What else would you expect from a MILD mannered person?
Ok, just keep the LID on it..
// Ok, just keep the LID on it.. //

>08.37

Why do you choose to MIMIC me?
Zebo, 20.14..-
I DID? No ILL feelings I hope?..
Personaly I couldn't give a xxxx


Patsy, I'LL forgive you this time.

It has been an interesting exchange and will forever remain a VIVID memory. Thanks for that!

Take care now, XX

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