Medical

[Rondy]

My father in law recently went to a new doctor and after two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age.
A little concerned about that comment, He couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'No way' he replied, and 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' he said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling? 'No, I don't,' he said.
Then he asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' he replied.
He looked at him and said ; "Then why on earth would you want to live to 80?"