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Bazile | 10:15 Sat 29th Oct 2022 | Jokes
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I sent my girlfriend out to buy a pint of milk .

It's been almost two weeks now, and she has not returned yet .





I'm getting very worried now that the milk has gone off
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Sounds like things have turned sour between you...
she's probably frantically searching for a pint - it's mostly in litres now!
It's often the whey nowadays.
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Do you think she might have gone to the Tesco express in Cowaramup, Australia?
and the tea has gone cold
You too, Baz. In the 60s I sent a friend, another David, to buy a packet of cigarettes from the corner shop.
About three months later I got a postcard from Australia. :-(
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She might be 'down under' the cow ,looking for the udders
// I sent a friend...(cut)... to buy a packet of cigarettes...(cut)... three months later I got a postcard from Australia //

On the bright side, your health benefited since you didn't smoke for 3 months :-)
Do you think she may have lost her bottle?

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