Dad Joke Of The Day

Hopkirk | 07:23 Sat 29th Oct 2022 | Jokes

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Doctor: "Relax Peter, it's just a small surgical procedure. Don't panic."

Patient: "My name isn't Peter"

Doctor: "I know. I'm Peter"

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Patient; 'Well I'm Peter-ified now. Gulp!

"Oh just be a little patient, for Pete's sake!"

Not St Peter, I hope!

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