Burglary

[Rondy]

When Birkenhead resident Richie Haven's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a white cardboard box filled with a greyish-white powder.
A spokesman for the Merseyside police said, 'that it looked similar to high grade cocaine & they probably thought they'd hit the big time. '
Later, Richie stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:
'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Jane. She died three years ago.'
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Big Al was found on Richie's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Jane's ashes remained.
Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Big Al sold us the bogus stuff, so we wasted Big Al. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day"